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Archive for June, 2008

The above list is probably a psychologist’s bread and butter. Fear of bats, fear of snakes, fear of programmers (ok, so maybe this isn’t a psychological issue yet, but it should be. They’re taking over the world one computer at the time (cue crazed, paranoid ramblings)) and daddy issues. So why am [...]

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I’m going to a baby shower on Saturday, and it’s inevitable that these poor girlfriends of mine who squeeze heritage size watermelons out of little holes are addicted to and therefore register at Babies R Us.
(Puffing into paper bag.)
(Violent shuddering.)
Let’s just lay it on the table.  Babies R Us terrifies me.  I’m sure it’s a [...]

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