The above list is probably a psychologist’s bread and butter. Fear of bats, fear of snakes, fear of programmers (ok, so maybe this isn’t a psychological issue yet, but it should be. They’re taking over the world one computer at the time (cue crazed, paranoid ramblings)) and daddy issues. So why am [...]
Archive for June, 2008
Snakes, Bats, Programmers and Fathers
Posted in advice, tagged bat, farmer, mosquito, phobia, rabies, rat, snake, Twitter, West Nile virus on June 24, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Too Many Mimosas Lead to Diaper Cakes
Posted in family, humor, personal, tagged arts and crafts, baby shower, boppy, diaper cake, diapers, family, mimosa, swaddlers, toys on June 24, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I’m going to a baby shower on Saturday, and it’s inevitable that these poor girlfriends of mine who squeeze heritage size watermelons out of little holes are addicted to and therefore register at Babies R Us.
(Puffing into paper bag.)
(Violent shuddering.)
Let’s just lay it on the table. Babies R Us terrifies me. I’m sure it’s a [...]